"I feel like shit. Fecked if I know what I did last night. With any luck a mega caffeine hit'll wake me up".
"I've been in the shadows too long, time to go solo".
He's a clever bastard, but no one likes a smartarse. Last time I played him, he ate 3 of my pawns.
Cool hat, mate.
What a mover this lad is!
"All that football's given me quite a thirst. I'm gonna drink till I can't remember my name or where I live".
"I'm not that pissed I didn't notice they put pineapple on it. Bastards".
"I'll get that pizza delivery guy if he comes round here again".
"Bollocks, he spotted me. The fecker'll never recognise me now".
"Sod it, I'm knackered now. Time for some kip".