Immortal Wombat

A day in the life of an ordinary, everyday wombat who's not afraid to seize the day and live his dream.


Caffeine hit

"I feel like shit. Fecked if I know what I did last night. With any luck a mega caffeine hit'll wake me up".


Time to go solo

"I've been in the shadows too long, time to go solo".


Horse to Lady's 3

He's a clever bastard, but no one likes a smartarse. Last time I played him, he ate 3 of my pawns.


Cool hat

Cool hat, mate.


What a mover

What a mover this lad is!


Time for a pint or some.

"All that football's given me quite a thirst. I'm gonna drink till I can't remember my name or where I live".


Bloody pineapple on it!

"I'm not that pissed I didn't notice they put pineapple on it. Bastards".


I'll get the dirty fecker.

"I'll get that pizza delivery guy if he comes round here again".


This'll fox the bastard.

"Bollocks, he spotted me. The fecker'll never recognise me now".


I'm bloody knackered now.

"Sod it, I'm knackered now. Time for some kip".


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